Everlasting Questions

And now for some questions that have haunted mankind of decades - and will continue to do so for years to come.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The simple answer is of course that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But really; why does the lady sell seashells by the seashore?